It's my favorite uncle's birthday today and I'm at a loss. No matter how much i lick the phone, it doesn't seem like my gift is getting through. Houston we have a problem!!I have limited resources here: no credit card, no job, no cash of my own. All i've got is my extraordinarily long frog-like tongue with which is cover you with kisses, and this long distance thing creates somewhat of a snag. Crisis!! Hence why all the people that I love should be mandated to live within tongue's distance away...or at least within often-visiting distance. I know, I know, he's coming to visit in a few months. But his birthday is today. And my tongue just can't reach to New York no matter how hard I try.
Plus this phone tastes like windex...thank you obsessive-compulsive mom!
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